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{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}

{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}

{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}

{"fact":"The world\u2019s rarest coffee, Kopi Luwak, comes from Indonesia where a wildcat known as the luwak lives. The cat eats coffee berries and the coffee beans inside pass through the stomach. The beans are harvested from the cat\u2019s dung heaps and then cleaned and roasted. Kopi Luwak sells for about $500 for a 450 g (1 lb) bag.","length":319}

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{"fact":"The largest cat breed is the Ragdoll. Male Ragdolls weigh between 12 and 20 lbs (5.4-9.0 k). Females weigh between 10 and 15 lbs (4.5-6.8 k).","length":141}

{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}