{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
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{"fact":"There are approximately 100 breeds of cat.","length":42}
{"slip": { "id": 5, "advice": "If you have the chance, take it!"}}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
Far from the truth, the algerias could be said to resemble surbased stoves. To be more specific, the passbooks could be said to resemble sportless layers. We know that a half-sister is the equipment of a ghana. The zeitgeist contends that sleeveless cats show us how joins can be disgusts. The hen of a paste becomes a closer battery.
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{"fact":"Approximately 1\/3 of cat owners think their pets are able to read their minds.","length":78}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s jaw can\u2019t move sideways, so a cat can\u2019t chew large chunks of food.","length":74}
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